Dear Molly & every other sports debate show host. First Take is hosted by Molly Qerim, who’s currently married to the guy Kobe dropped 81 on, but that’s besides the point. First Take is currently the highest rated sports talk show in the morning on the number one sports network. When people watch this show, literally no one wants to hear what Molly has to say. When I’m watching Stephen A Smith & Max talk about the Cowboys for the 80th straight day, the last thing I want is to hear Molly Qerim put her 2 sense into it. Molly is a prime example of someone who got hired for their tits & not brains.
According to her Wikipedia she has a Bachelors of Arts in communication, I’m sure that got her the host job on the number one sports broadcasting networks morning television show. I have nothing against women in sports broadcasting but when you are hired to host a show, don’t interrupt. Im sure you are thinking but what’s makes Stephen A or Max so qualified to talk but she isn’t? Well it’s quite simple, Stephen A played college basketball & has been in & out of lockerooms for 25+ years. Max on the other hand is famous for his brother being assasinated & being a white knight. If I recall one time, Ryan Clark was on set during a debate about the. Sorry I can’t keep going, honest to God how the fuck does Ryan Clark have an analyst job. Ok back to the story, they were debating Warriors declining the White House visit. Ryan and Max disagreed, Max can’t ever say anything off color or disagree with a black man so as an apology during commercial break he gave him an over the pants handjob. Now back to the Elephant in the room Molly, in today’s political climate networks are forced to hire females in hopes of appeasing Buzzfeed. The only problem with this is, ESPN can’t hire someone qualified like Ramona Shelburn. First Take is a daily 3 hour show & I don’t want to look at her for her once a week 30 minute appearances on ESPN NBA “The Jump”
Now go back up to the picture of Molly Qerim... So ESPN is a rock in a hard place with their hosting spot. Romana is a former college athlete & Stanford Graduate who is very well spoken & very insightful but unfortunately she’s built like Patrick Star. Molly is a loud obnoxious person with no sports or athletic background, constantly interrupting the debators BUT TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES. This is the danger of the climate Buzzfeed is creating, ESPN was under pressure to hire a female after the oringial host Jay Crawford left. So ESPN appeases the social justice warriors demanding a female but ESPN remembers its a business. ESPN remembers this is a daily show + podcast that last 2+ hours. Ratings would go down if viewers had to look at Romana all day, which is sad but it’s true. The sadder part is when people like Molly don’t realize this & think they were hired for their opinion.
First Take started in 2007, heres a picture of the hosts since 2007 (20010 top - 2018 bottom)
So as you can see the change throughout the years speaks volumes to the political changes & demands for workplace equality. Sometimes the road to hell is paved with good intentions, we see that here wit him First Take. Slowly deteriorating & hiring maybe not the most qualified but the most “attractive candidate”. Now I’m sure you’re saying but then explain Cari Champion. Well that was from 2012-2015 also known as simpler times. That hire was for please it’s lesbian viewers before there was 45 genders & a flavor of the month at Dairy Queen for Blizzards. Now here’s a few links to prove my point.
There’s also many videos of just 5+ minutes of Molly in tight dresses with 150k+ views on ESPN, NFL network, which goes to prove my point.
Now to log off, here’s a picture of Ben Shapiro with a suppressed pistol.
you talk a lot for a guy who doesn't know cents from sense
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